Gold Diggers

I might give off the wrong impression with this one, but the following is a glance of what any one work day at the office can look like for me. It's also a little something i like to think of as a damn good reason why some women either become - or are just born to be - gold diggers:

5:30 a.m. - Wake up/Shower/Makeup
6:00 a.m. - Feed Reese/Check crackberry
6:15 a.m. - Find something to keep Reese busy so i can blow dry my hair
6:30 a.m. - Wake Nathan up (usually for the 3rd time); Savor every drop of Foldgers in my cup
7:00 a.m. - Get dressed/Check crackberry
7:05 a.m. - Get Reese dressed
7:10 a.m. - Make Reese's bottles; Pack Reese's bottle;
7:25 a.m. - Log in to answer emails before i get in the car to drive to the office
7:45 a.m. - Put Reese down for her morning nap
7:50-8:45 a.m. - Back on computer to answer more emails while Reese naps
8:45 a.m. - Get Reese up; Change diaper; load her in car seat; head out the door
8:55 a.m. - Stop for gas
9:00 a.m. - Drop Reese at Kathi's
9:05 - 10:15 - Drive 45 miles/over 1 hour to work; Run through parking lot to get into office for a conference call
10:30 - 11:30 a.m. - 1st conference call
11:30 a.m. - Meeting with co-worker about 2010 planning
12 noon - Break record for consuming chicken salad sandwhich in shortest amount of time
1:00 - 2:00 p.m. - Another conference call - survey planning
2:15 p.m. - Sweet - enough time to pee
2:30- 3:15 p.m. - Another conference call - 2010 planning/training design
3:30 - 4:00 p.m. - Finance "meet and greet"
4:00 - 5:00 p.m. - Conduct interview for open position on team
5:05 p.m. - run upstairs to get my shit
5:10 p.m. - run through parking lot to car
5:15 - 6:30 p.m. - Drive...and drive...and drive home
6:30 pm. - Arrive home to Reese in highchair and Nate cooking
6:35 - 7:00 p.m. Play with Reese
7:00 p.m. - Eat breakfast for dinner (no time for grocery shopping)
7:10 p.m. - Give Reese a bath
7:25 p.m. - Feed Reese
7:45 p.m. - Read Reese her favorite book: I Got Two Dogs
7:50 p.m. - Put Reese to bed
8:00 p.m. - Check emails
9:00 - 10:30 p.m. - Watched "18 Kids and Counting: First Grandduggar" (i know, i know)
10:30 p.m. - BED!


With that, I say:

Rock on Gold diggers, Rock on.